Hi people. I've missed you guys so much. Make una no vex, my hands are full at the moment but God can handle it. Queen B, EESAH, Raychael, Shaddybaby, Q, Rico and all my other sweethearts I'm back again.....
Today, I will be throwing a little light on the lies men tell us. Now, Most babes must have heard one or more of these lines before.
1. Darling, please could youqa just come over briefly. Don't worry, we won't make it a late night. Just one glass of wine won't hurt you.....bla bla bla... If a guy is trying to lure you over to his place for one glass of anything he is really trying to get you to have sex with him. And I mean a lot of sex. He knows there is a full bottle of wine waiting for your arrival, and after that.....sex, so he knows it's going to be a late night deal and he believes you know that and will come over anyway. So nne, if you want to go, na you sabi o.
2. Beware of this phrase; "wow, I really do like all your friends a lot". Firstly, It's not possible for a guy to like all your friends. Truth is, he might get along with some, sure, but there's always one that may just drive him crazy. For the record, it may be something she has bigger than yours, or your guy might think she's manipulative toward you, or he thinks that she's stingy when you all go out so you always pay for her. But he's not going to say that. He's going to wait for you to say something about her first and then bammmmm... He strikes.
3. I would never fantasize about another woman in bed! Any guy who says this is a heavy liar. Never say never. I hate to point it out but has anyone heard the old saying, "Show me a beautiful woman, and I'll show you a guy who's tired of sleeping with her." There is a place for fantasy in the bedroom and ideally it's articulated between you two and not all in his head. Men say that fantasizing helps them stay faithful.....huh?.
4. How genuine is the "I can't wait to meet your parents" phrase? Some guys genuinely do want to meet your parents because they want to see where you come from. But the whole "I can't wait" thing is a fallacy. It's nerve-wracking for a guy to meet your parents. We just hope your dad doesn't bust our chops (too much) and we can relax around them. When my friend Anthony had a son a few months ago, I teased him about the gender and how he would have many young chicks hanging around and he said, "Ah, my sister, I thank God oo, at least I only have to worry about one penis. If I had a girl, do you know how many I would be worried about?" From a young age dads worry about what will happen to their daughters, particularly the reckless ones. It's hard being the guy that's having sex with daddy's little princess.
5. Has any guy said this lie to you? "I hate strip clubs". Truth is only very few guys hate strip clubs. They might be uncomfortable in them or not like the idea of them but there is something primal within men where they enjoy seeing naked women. Sorry.
6. Here's another lie. "I have no idea why my ex is texting me". Let me tell you why she's texting you. It's because you are still in semi-regular touch. In fact, she might just be replying to his text from earlier. That might not be a big deal to you (I'm friendly or friends with most of my exes) or it might. It's best to have that sort of conversation earlier rather than later in the relationship to find out who she is, when the break-up happened, and why, before you get too comfy with them being in regular contact.
7. "Wow, you're so much hotter than all the other girls I've ever known". Now this is a common lie. Over the course of decades your guy has known a lot of women. School teachers, neighbors, classmates, girlfriends, bosses, employees, colleagues and then there's that one time he met the hottest girl in town (in his head). So sweetie, you are hot, true, and I know he thinks that, but there's someone he knows who is hotter.
8. "Baby, That's the best sex I've ever had in my life, you are the sweetest". Hmmmm... Please, who has heard this one? Once in a blue moon this is true. But men know that it's a very nice thing to say to a lady after you've had sex with them, and a strong show of encouragement that might make you want to go again. In other words, it's an overplayed card. When four aces have already been played, the fifth should strike you as rather suspicious.
9. Honey I'm with the boys at the bar and I'm just about to finish my drink then I'm coming home. Firstly, the guys can be a mixture of he and shes'. Then the drink is just about to be ordered, poured, or just arrived on the bar. In other words, don't hold your breath. He's more of a sipper than a chugger. You go wait tire.... One love...
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